Three Reasons Why Scooter is Not Clinton

It seems ridiculous that such lists need to be compiled but so it goes.

1. The investigation of Clinton was a politically-motivated witch-hunt. The investigation of Scooter was initiated by the CIA, taken up by Bush's DOJ, handed off to a Bush-appointed US Attorney, and adjudicated by a Bush-appointed judge.
2. Clinton was impeached for perjury in a civil matter for lying about sex. Scooter was indicted for perjury and obstruction in a criminal matter for lying about outing a covert CIA agent who worked on WMD issues.
3. Clinton was acquitted. Scooter was convicted.