Election Day

Finally. Now we just wait and see what happens. Either way, there'll be a glass of wine waiting for me at the end of the night. And for the first time since 1992, I have election night off. It's nice not having to deal with the pressure, but it also leaves me with more time to worry about the results. So come on, Democrats, don't let me down — I need something to celebrate.

And please, if you haven't voted yet, go do it now. Don't procrastinate until there's no time left. I could give you a long lecture about the importance of voting, but you already know what's at stake. Just do it.