James Hill, Pirate for Congress

Mary forwarded this to me, and I'm tempted to move to Iowa so I can vote for this guy. He's definitely not your average candidate:

I would have your wife right in front of you. I would smoke the last of your glaucoma medication. Then I will surely drink your liquor cabinet dry. However, know this my friend. I will never break an oath to uphold the public trust. My affidavit will be signed in my own blood. A Pirates crimson mark, with real binding effects into my after life. Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it.

At least he's honest, which is more than I can say for a lot of folks in Congress these days. It's too bad he's not asking for money, however — can you imagine a what a great time you'd have at one of his fundraisers?