Threat Level: Milkshake

OK, everyone makes fun of the DHS color-coded terror alert system. And what's not to make fun of? But while riffing on its absurdity is so 2003, I've finally found a color-coded system I can support. I feel safer already knowing that the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is "check-checking" it.

Just one question, though: why does one of the Mooninites represent the lowest alert level? I mean, we all know the threat level is always highest when they're around.

(Hat tip: North Cacalacky Politics)