Caledonia for State Cat

There are some political issues that cut across so many deeply-held beliefs that you address them only at great risk. No, I'm not talking about the Republican's assault on Social Security — I'm talking about the effort to name a state cat here in North Carolina.

Should it be the endangered cougar? How about the panther to appeal to NFL fans, or the bobcat for those folks who prefer the NBA? Since all efforts at compromise and inclusion have failed, let me offer those brave state lawmakers another option: my cat Caledonia. She's cute, lovable, alternatively frisky and sleepy, and best of all, she's a local.

So there you have it. I'm happy I could help out. Send me the plaque when it's ready.