The Moron Lifestyle

Richard Cohen, in today's Post, confronts the recent statements by Senator Santorum, and hilarity ensues:

Deconstructing Santorum is no easy matter. His logic is Euclidean, his analogies Limbaughian, and he has, I must add, a stern countenance that in no way bespeaks the resolute voice for inclusion he really is. But he does, I think, raise a profound question that he ought to answer himself: If you have the orientation of a moron, do you still have to talk like one?