Off to See the Wizard

Here's Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) on Saturday, announcing his presidential candidacy:

My family and I are taking the first steps on the yellow brick road to the White House. It’s a great journey.

Come on Sam, don't leave the voters hanging — you need to answer the tough questions that your description of the race raises. Do you see yourself more like Dorothy or the Cowardly Lion? Is your wife a good witch or a bad witch? Which core GOP constituency do the flying monkeys represent? What's your position on man-on-Toto sex? And who's the wizard behind the curtain that will make all your dreams come true? Well, we're waiting…