Happy Halloween

This year marks the first in a very long time that I've actually gotten in costume for Halloween. Mary and I went to a party on Friday dressed as "Breakfast with the King" from that totally creepy and disturbing Burger King ad campaign. And yes, that is a real Meat'normous Omelet Sandwich that I'm holding. Mmmm….

Tonight, however, for the sake of the children, we're going to greet our trick-or-treaters out of costume. So if you want some Snickers bars, come on over — someone's got to take all this candy off our hands.