Danger Kitties

Mary pointed me to this story on CNN today: Lion attacks in Tanzania up 300% in 15 years. Just a few lines below this story, however, is this one: Ecologists want to move African wildlife to Great Plains. Now I'm not sure that's such a great idea, but if we do get lions in Kansas, just think what the percentage increase in lion attacks there will be. 300% will look like child's play. Watch your back, Tanzania — America's gunning for the record.

Update: It appears as though Kansas already has enough problems with wild animals. Maybe the lions should just stay where they are.