What a delicious cautionary tale of internet manners gone awry!

One may be willing to forgive such a young man for his stupidity, for his arrogance, for being vengeful, selfish, vindictive, ungentlemanly and rude in the face of romantic failings. Such distasteful indiscretions are character flaws one may overcome with age and guidance.

One cannot, however, forgive such poor spelling and grammar. Off with his head (or at least his Congressional Intern ID badge)!

I'm considering hiring Metallica's lawyers to see if we could actually sue this guy for some sort of infringement. I was writing about obnoxious republican interns wearing pink polo shirts when this guy was still in high school, running for student government with a platform to do away with the subsidised school lunch program. He is obviously infringing upon my "intellectual" property. What would Lars Ulrich do?

Hehehe - I love how the Reliable Source piece said that he claimed to be working for another Republican Senator who he wouldn't identify. That would be Sen. Starbucks, or Sen. Xando, I presume.