First Sammy, Now This

BBspot: Doctors Reveal Bush Using Corked Vice-president:

Americans, still reeling after Sammy Sosa was ejected from a baseball game for using a corked bat, now have another corking story to face. Doctors at the Bethesda Naval Hospital announced that a routine brain scan of Vice-president Dick Cheney revealed that he was corked.

What won't these guys do to get elected?