My birthday's coming up, and what I want more than anything else is for people at work start emailing me if they have "a quick question" rather than calling me. I have caller ID, and starting now, I'm not picking up the phone unless you're my boss.

I got my new irons today, except they weren't the ones I ordered. Well, they were the ones the pro shop ordered, but not the ones I asked them to order. Confused? So am I…